A shameful prodigy & a prodigal son

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The Talent

sunworldstories:

drug-st0re:

byron130:

18.05.2014
I learned yesterday that when you see a bee on the ground that isn’t moving, it’s not necessarily dead, it’s probably just dead tired from carrying lots of pollen and needs re-energising. So if you mix a tiny bit of water with some sugar and let it drink it will give it the boost it needs to continue on its way. Bizarrely, this exact thing happened today! I found a knackered bee, mixed up some sugar water, gave it a drink and watched it guzzle and guzzle then suddenly come back to life. It was amazing! Thank you patrick, it was an excellent tip that i’ll never forget and will continue to pass on to others!

boost this because look bEES ARE DYING AND WE REALLY NEED TO HELP THEM!!!!!!

Help them, sweetlings!

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i-mnotbrokenjustbent:

madelinelime:

When I was a kid I thought your 20s were supposed to be fun, not filled with perpetual anxiety about financial stability and constantly feeling like an unaccomplished piece of shit. 

That’s because it was fun for baby boomers and they basically gave us this impression it would always be like that, but then they ruined the economy.

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deepthroatdemon:

tibets:

it’s so crazy that there are creatures like this on earth

i know…. children are so disgusting…

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The Voyager.

hotel-mario:

The year is 2540, a student in history class notices something off about his textbook. “How come these textbooks skip the years 1990 through 1999?” The teacher puts his air-marker down on the table, lowers his head, and sighs. “Because…” he lifts his head, a single tear rolls down his cheek, “… only 90’s kids remember the 90’s”

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bemusedlybespectacled:

OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE

PYRAMIDS ARE FUCKING EVERYWHERE BECAUSE THEY ARE FUCKING SIMPLE TO MAKE 

IT’S INSULTING TO EGYPTIANS, MEXICANS, AND INDONESIANS TO THINK THEY WEREN’T “ADVANCED” ENOUGH TO BUILD SHIT ON THEIR OWN AND NEEDED FUCKING ALIENS TO DO SHIT FOR THEM

THERE ARE NO FUCKING CRYSTAL PYRAMIDS IN THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE. THE GUY WHO MADE THAT CLAIM “MYSTERIOUSLY” “”LOST”” HIS “”“EVIDENCE”“” OF IT

ANCIENT ALIENS IS WIDELY CRITICIZED FOR BEING A PSEUDOSCIENTIFIC PIECE OF SHIT

LEARN TO USE GOOGLE YOU USED STICKS OF GUM

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goatnamedfelica:

cocaineteas:

You gotta love dialogues in porn.

this is the funniest thing ever

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Super Smash Bros 3DS / Wii U

yuki-menoko:

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNNNNNNNNNNN

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g-iggle:

lolsofunny:

ladderboss:

wtf kind of turtle is that

science of tumblr can you please explain this

mitochondria

g-iggle:

lolsofunny:

ladderboss:

wtf kind of turtle is that

science of tumblr can you please explain this

mitochondria

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shinebrightlikeafrankiebb16:

Does it bother anyone else that there are parts of your life you don’t remember? You have done and said things that you don’t even know about anymore. That means you don’t even have the right perception of yourself because you don’t even fully know who you are. However, something that you’ve forgotten about could be a prominent memory in somebody else’s mind. It trips me out.

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uwaaaah:

#this comic went places

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asylum-art:

Alexandra Khitrova:Fantasy Illustrations

(Alexandra Khitrova) on deviantART, on Behance,

Designer Alexandra Khitrova Discovers a New Career through Her Stunning Fantasy Concept Artby Christopher Jobson on May 17, 2014. The reaction online and off was swift, and Khitrova soon found herself working on increasingly complex drawings as she suddenly began to get commissions. Now, only a year later, she is already working with a team of writers and artists on a feature film.

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o-dawgtheinvincible:

sigmarikz:

certaflyably:

thirstingaintdead:

Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension

  1. "Make me",
  2. "oh really",
  3. "is that so"

"prove it"

"What’s in it for me?"

"The Black Death was one of the most devastating pandemics in human history, resulting in the deaths of an estimated 75 to 200 million people and peaking in Europe in the years 1348–50 CE."

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